Being A ... African Rhinoceros Is Not A Crime Apron
Wearing this Apron Being A ... African Rhinoceros Is Not A Crime proves to everyone that you really CAN cook. I mean, who else would put on an apron for no other reason? And everyone knows that a Barbeque is a messy (and yummy) ordeal. Being A ... African Rhinoceros Is Not A Crime might even protect you from extra heavy duty splatters and spills.
The African Rhinoceros Apron includes neck ties and extra long waist ties and makes any cooking experience rewarding. You are sure to receive many compliments! 35% Cotton / 65% polyester blend, twill fabric. Machine washable.